After considering all the news that came out yesterday about CDI and Magna, factoring in how well I did on the track on Saturday I could only come to one logical conclusion: I can see the freakin future and force people to do my bidding. I even knew that Haskin would beat me to the punch, with his little crystal ball gag, but I can make people do my bidding!
Full on casinos in Jersey? Why not; Senator Al is going to head up the Poker lobby. Bloggerdamus sees a future where it’s hard to find a Starbucks compared to all the casinos.
The new consultant turned CEO at MEC is no Bloggerdamus, he’s just realizing now that MEC doesn’t really care about customers, Bloggerdamus was still in diapers when he realized that. Bloggerdamus sees a bright future coming before the Derby. A deal will be worked out to buy TVG’s distribution. 3 channels of racing: Premier, West Coast, East Coast. Matt Carothers continues to annoy people with his frosted hair and pointless pick-4 tickets.
Bloggerdamus has popped many racing bubbles before: 2005, 2006 and 2007 will be no different. It’s easy to pick 10 horses and when 1 wins you pat yourself on the back. To those people I say why not put a thumb in your bum. Why not name 5 prominent derby hopefuls who will NOT cross the line first, that takes skill and 2 things that Funny Cide doesn't have.
Hard Spun – It appears now that the horse is too weak to race at Oaklawn, it takes too much out of him. Why not just enter him in the Oaks?
Scat Daddy, Nobiz, Stormello –I hate to do this, but whenever 4 horses cross the wire together it’s unlikely that all of them are equally phenomenal, it’s more likely they’re equally above average, and above average doesn’t win the Derby. I leave Adore the Gold off the list due to his starting post and his progression towards a mile and a quarter.
Street Sense – How can a horse move to #1 without racing on some people’s list? This makes me believe that the Derby winner might not have shown his true colors just yet, and people can’t let go of the past.
Bloggerdamus thinks the winner might be on the West Coast right now! |
