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In an exclusive interview I sat down with 2008 Belmont winner Da'Tara (215). Handride: "So, how's life been since winning the Belmont?" Da'Tara: "It's been a total disaster. I mean I didn't win fair and square, and everyone knows it, and no one is talking about me." H: That's a little harsh, I mean I'm talking to you, and talking about you, you're the Belmont champ. D: That's kind of you, but really I didn't win the Belmont. It was hot that day and I run well in the heat, I'm a little faster out of the gate than most and in a race where the start doesn't mean much turns out it did, and God gave me these beautiful feet on which my shoes stay on. Totally unfair H: Those things sound fair D: No, no, no. I mean think about it. What am I, little ol' me doing winning the Belmont, my owner tried to sell me at one point, and I'm named after a girl. H: Girls win the Belmont D: Well at least she won it fair and square. |
Jun 24, 2008
Da'Tara's excuse
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4 comments:
I really wish there'd be a moratorium on anthropomorphism both in the blogosphere and in traditional media.
There is nothing less funny or more hackneyed than the fictional interview with a horse.
well this is me telling you to go fuck yourself and read something else then.
Hey, I thought it was cute - fella needs to lighten up.
i found this entertaining and funny, i'm not sure why people are bitching about it.
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